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7 Solid Dylan James Quotes to Guide You Through Your Week
Fear not, for there is a special someone who similarly faces an onslaught of grievances, weighing from trivial to downright concerning.
Isn’t it just so hard to live? You aren’t alone in this nuanced revelation. With each passing day the rich become richer, the poor become poorer, and the aesthetically impaired somehow never learn to look in a fucking mirror.
Fear not, for there is a special someone who similarly faces an onslaught of grievances, weighing from trivial to downright concerning.
That someone is here to help you!
Who is the arbiter of this deep-neurosis kryptonite? Some have called him genius, others have called him a moral void. I would say his name is Dylan James, but if you’ve read the title you already know that.
Here are 7 inspirational statements, one for each day of the week, taken from the journal of James, the foremost amateur blogger in the Age of the Microchip & Gendered Chocolate Bars. Write them on your mirror, in sticky notes on your car, or tag them on your…
